








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1192 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1388 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1828 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1377 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $629,088 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Siberia | 4 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | god_perime | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Baltmaizite | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | FineOK? | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | .''ℙ𝟘𝟘𝟘𝕂𝟙𝟛 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | god_perime | 218 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | FineOK? | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | BurunduX | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Smiley | 46 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kamolzaaliite ジョン | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zigmunds III Autobānis | +5.06 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | Siberia | +4.02 | 67 | 45 |
| #3 | BurunduX | +3.95 | 84 | 55 |
| #4 | FineOK? | +3.61 | 91 | 52 |
| #5 | Smiley | +2.19 | 46 | 54 |





