








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 546 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4797 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6670 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4704 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4869 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,665,256 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 833 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ttle | 58% | 100 |
| #2 | ✪ OrionGG ✪ νρ ★ - | 55% | 60 |
| #3 | Ninu.Dada | 54% | 104 |
| #4 | iamTeddyGG | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | FYRR73 | 53% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | wawa | 48% | 63 |
| #18 | Arik. | 46% | 52 |
| #19 | DuckMyS1cK ツ | 45% | 108 |
| #20 | DEVIL | 45% | 122 |
| #21 | crosshairstyle 1 player | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ OrionGG ✪ νρ ★ - | +3.68 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | iamTeddyGG | +2.22 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | BatluDada | +2.07 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | zoom | +1.99 | 60 | 63 |
| #5 | wawa | +1.36 | 77 | 53 |





