








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2325 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2331 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3447 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1197 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,578,576 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arik. | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | iamTeddyGG | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | FYRR73 | 62% | 61 |
| #4 | L1ttle | 61% | 76 |
| #5 | wawa | 59% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | zoom | 49% | 88 |
| #16 | BAGUETTE | 48% | 103 |
| #17 | DEVIL | 46% | 54 |
| #18 | bottom_fragger | 45% | 108 |
| #19 | crosshairstyle 1 player | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ OrionGG ✪ νρ ★ - | +2.93 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | wawa | +2.34 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | BatluDada | +2.18 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | iamTeddyGG | +2.00 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | zoom | +2.00 | 58 | 62 |





