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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2408 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2398 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1756 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2135 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $410,100 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 𝕮𝖗𝟘𝖘𝖘 | 69% | 137 |
| #5 | px | 68% | 127 |
| #6 | idan | 67% | 102 |
| #7 | 老公你快说句话呀❥ | 55% | 42 |
| #8 | MagGIe_lI | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | px | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | 𝕮𝖗𝟘𝖘𝖘 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | idan | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | 老公你快说句话呀❥ | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | MagGIe_lI | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | idan | 391 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | px | 308 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | MagGIe_lI | 155 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | 𝕮𝖗𝟘𝖘𝖘 | 72 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | 老公你快说句话呀❥ | 67 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Se | +4.81 | 92 | 75 |
| #2 | px | +2.25 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | idan | +1.94 | 90 | 63 |
| #4 | PTSD` | +0.98 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | 老公你快说句话呀❥ | +0.39 | 93 | 44 |





