








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3727 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3385 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4311 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3491 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,074,633 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Se | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | 干拉跳投 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | 𝕮𝖗𝟘𝖘𝖘 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | idan | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | 老公你快说句话呀❥ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | idan | 481 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Se | 455 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | MagGIe_lI | 246 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | 干拉跳投 | 234 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | 老公你快说句话呀❥ | 188 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Se | +4.47 | 91 | 76 |
| #2 | px | +2.95 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | ch1 | +2.58 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | idan | +2.55 | 92 | 65 |
| #5 | 干拉跳投 | +1.65 | 82 | 75 |





