








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4308 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3551 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1133 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2724 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,318,145 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neX | 49% | 88 |
| #2 | π§πΊπ»πΊπππ | 49% | 107 |
| #3 | Purple Flash | 48% | 158 |
| #4 | πππππππππ | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | smoky stany | 47% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $ Meekah | 392 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | Purple Flash | 379 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | smoky stany | 342 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | neX | 273 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | π§πΊπ»πΊπππ | 250 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PENGuin | +2.03 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | neX | +0.75 | 93 | 64 |
| #3 | π§πΊπ»πΊπππ | +0.41 | 85 | 47 |
| #4 | :) | +0.32 | 84 | 65 |
| #5 | $ Meekah | +0.28 | 79 | 69 |





