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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 602 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2786 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2111 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2866 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2159 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $744,321 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Al1ve | 52% | 60 |
| #2 | Birk1986 | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | S1lenzer | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | Pow3r | 49% | 157 |
| #5 | prinsesse H1RTZ | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerking to S E E K Z | +2.37 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | Pow3r | +2.13 | 88 | 47 |
| #3 | Al1ve | +1.28 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | S1lenzer | +0.88 | 60 | 40 |
| #5 | BeastMan_DK | +0.85 | 81 | 60 |





