








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2244 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4414 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4581 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3389 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,432,462 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | DJPRO2406 | 44% | 36 |
| #15 | Den Er Gul xD | 43% | 122 |
| #16 | RykEnBalle.DK | 41% | 59 |
| #17 | KenSwin | 40% | 82 |
| #18 | gh0st_gl1der | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pow3r | +2.71 | 89 | 51 |
| #2 | Al1ve | +2.31 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | C4WOLF | +1.09 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | BeastMan_DK | +0.81 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | Birk1986 | +0.73 | 78 | 62 |





