








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 152 | 9% |
| Smokes | 222 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 762 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 554 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $345,431 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucid sonder | 77% | 22 |
| #2 | smoking loud on a tuesday | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Waa ! | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | inventor of inventing | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | triggerbob | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Waa ! | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | inventor of inventing | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | triggerbob | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | 105 | 50% | 50 |
| #7 | nick frunyun | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 105 | 9 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | inventor of inventing | 7 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | lucid sonder | 4 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | nick frunyun | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | triggerbob | 1 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 105 | 98 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | inventor of inventing | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | lucid sonder | 37 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Waa ! | 24 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | triggerbob | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manuuuuu | +5.95 | 100 | 43 |
| #2 | lucid sonder | +5.44 | 95 | 43 |
| #3 | inventor of inventing | +0.24 | 91 | 52 |
| #4 | smoking loud on a tuesday | +0.22 | 58 | 38 |
| #5 | Waa ! | -0.77 | 87 | 62 |





