








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 557 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3798 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2363 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2445 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2287 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $698,190 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BMW E46 330XD | 76% | 29 |
| #2 | lucid sonder | 65% | 37 |
| #3 | ALI¥A | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | bucky | 55% | 49 |
| #5 | smoking loud on a tuesday | 55% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inventor of inventing | 35 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | triggerbob | 18 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | refi | 11 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | smoking loud on a tuesday | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | nick frunyun | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triggerbob | 453 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | inventor of inventing | 370 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | bucky | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ALI¥A | 56 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | lucid sonder | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucid sonder | +6.28 | 98 | 47 |
| #2 | manuuuuu | +5.88 | 100 | 36 |
| #3 | refi | +3.72 | 89 | 45 |
| #4 | smoking loud on a tuesday | +1.96 | 68 | 44 |
| #5 | ALI¥A | +1.81 | 79 | 62 |





