








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




171 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,258 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1837 | 35% |
| Smokes | 565 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1989 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 867 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $748,480 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1058 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mochi | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | nuke sharp | 32% | 127 |
| #3 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 23% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mochi | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | nuke sharp | 32% | 127 |
| #3 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 23% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuke sharp | 52 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 11 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | mochi | 10 | 0.0164 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 220 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | nuke sharp | 174 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | mochi | 25 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuke sharp | +0.92 | 18 | 41 |
| #2 | mochi | +0.05 | 62 | 34 |
| #3 | chloe | -1.03 | 63 | 33 |
| #4 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | -6.11 | 8 | 41 |





