








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1230 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1786 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1952 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1289 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $475,439 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cosmic | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Stagnant Alucard | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | ATTICUS DOYLE | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | Swinty | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | LKL | xtra | 47% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | +6.75 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | jittleyang63 | +5.16 | 68 | 52 |
| #3 | Cosmic | +4.17 | 90 | 37 |
| #4 | LKL | xtra | +1.54 | 80 | 80 |
| #5 | ATTICUS DOYLE | +1.41 | 80 | 49 |





