








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 302 | 21% |
| Smokes | 192 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 468 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 458 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $952,666 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meat (gaming) | 14 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | Bagsak | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | BushMan | 5 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Razierra | 4 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | winner of the tokyo 2021 olympic | 3 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meat (gaming) | 101 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Bagsak | 83 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | BushMan | 82 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | lasagna | 31 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | winner of the tokyo 2021 olympic | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razierra | +8.93 | 78 | 51 |
| #2 | BushMan | +7.41 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | lasagna | +5.46 | 87 | 56 |
| #4 | winner of the tokyo 2021 olympic | +3.28 | 59 | 49 |
| #5 | Meat (gaming) | +2.10 | 66 | 38 |





