








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1192 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1031 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1031 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 689 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,158 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kamix07G4Skins | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Bułeczki Marianna | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | ✞GH♎️ST✞ | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | PlayerMan (MAP) | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | Mister_Bieda | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mister_Bieda | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | PlayerMan (MAP) | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | | Bułka134 | g4skins | 3 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Bułeczki Marianna | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | MrVakoss | 2 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bułeczki Marianna | 105 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | PlayerMan (MAP) | 99 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | MrVakoss | 55 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | | Bułka134 | g4skins | 45 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✞GH♎️ST✞ | 39 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞GH♎️ST✞ | +9.12 | 58 | 71 |
| #2 | | Bułka134 | g4skins | +8.72 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | Bułeczki Marianna | +7.55 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | Kamix07G4Skins | +3.58 | 53 | 54 |
| #5 | MrVakoss | +0.13 | 14 | 56 |





