








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3694 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3383 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3496 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4573 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4507 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $946,583 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 735 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞GH♎️ST✞ | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Bułeczki Marianna | 54% | 144 |
| #3 | | Bułka134 | g4skins | 47% | 92 |
| #4 | Wuja Stachu | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | STACHU_VERSUS | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Wuja Stachu | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | STACHU_VERSUS | 41% | 29 |
| #6 | Jeżyk (4Fun Squad) G4Skins | 41% | 37 |
| #7 | Mister_Bieda | 37% | 110 |
| #8 | Precelek :D | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bułeczki Marianna | 18 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | | Bułka134 | g4skins | 13 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Wuja Stachu | 6 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Mister_Bieda | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ✞GH♎️ST✞ | 5 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bułeczki Marianna | 488 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | | Bułka134 | g4skins | 289 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | STACHU_VERSUS | 177 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jeżyk (4Fun Squad) G4Skins | 115 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wuja Stachu | 102 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞GH♎️ST✞ | +6.34 | 59 | 62 |
| #2 | Bułeczki Marianna | +5.96 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | | Bułka134 | g4skins | +5.87 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | Jeżyk (4Fun Squad) G4Skins | +0.61 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | PlayerMan (MAP) | -1.24 | 64 | 62 |





