








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,971 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4023 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3666 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4295 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2987 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,949,175 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2859 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyche | 49% | 110 |
| #2 | T7 b0lt | 48% | 133 |
| #3 | sn0w_Le0pard | 48% | 94 |
| #4 | ₊˚⊹♡C | 44% | 189 |
| #5 | T7 lilstewin | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyche | 49% | 110 |
| #2 | T7 b0lt | 48% | 133 |
| #3 | sn0w_Le0pard | 48% | 94 |
| #4 | ₊˚⊹♡C | 44% | 189 |
| #5 | T7 lilstewin | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyche | 29 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | T7 b0lt | 18 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | ₊˚⊹♡C | 15 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | sn0w_Le0pard | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyche | 924 | 0.38 | 23 min |
| #2 | ₊˚⊹♡C | 589 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | T7 b0lt | 312 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | T7 lilstewin | 64 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | sn0w_Le0pard | 62 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T7 lilstewin | +3.45 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | tyche | +1.99 | 70 | 68 |
| #3 | T7 b0lt | +1.48 | 70 | 59 |
| #4 | Foreskin Harvester | +1.24 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | sn0w_Le0pard | -1.50 | 73 | 46 |





