








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
53 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 59 | 31% |
| Smokes | 53 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 47 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 33 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $21,880 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liberal em toda a Linha | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Quim Palador | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | 'ron4r | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | Dr. N | 100% | 5 |
| #5 | Sr.Oslet | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Quim Palador | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | 'ron4r | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | Dr. N | 100% | 5 |
| #5 | Sr.Oslet | 60% | 5 |
| #6 | Sketch | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 'ron4r | 1 | 0.0192 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sr.Oslet | 22 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | Dr. N | 13 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | Liberal em toda a Linha | 11 | 0.35 | 0 min |
| #4 | Sketch | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | 'ron4r | 8 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 'ron4r | +10.88 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | Dr. N | +6.13 | 94 | 62 |
| #3 | Liberal em toda a Linha | +3.87 | 39 | 64 |
| #4 | Sr.Oslet | +0.93 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | Quim Palador | +0.18 | 15 | 42 |





