








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 433 | 26% |
| Smokes | 303 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 447 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 492 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,472 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ööhsif | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | I am not crying | 100% | 5 |
| #3 | 'ron4r | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | Sr.Oslet | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | fishöö | 58% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fishöö | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | bro | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | 'ron4r | 1 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | I am not crying | 1 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ööhsif | +7.57 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | 'ron4r | +6.40 | 69 | 54 |
| #3 | fishöö | +2.36 | 87 | 35 |
| #4 | Sr.Oslet | +2.09 | 79 | 59 |
| #5 | Dr. N | +2.05 | 87 | 60 |





