








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 529 matches | ||
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Renown | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6845 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6853 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6393 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7293 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,410,827 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Autokomanda[BG] | 51% | 39 |
| #6 | Zlatni™ | 49% | 77 |
| #7 | _HitmaN_ | 49% | 63 |
| #8 | dzman | 48% | 217 |
| #9 | Baya. | 47% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adx | 15 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | dzman | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Zlatni™ | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Baya. | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Flashy | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flashy | +1.82 | 73 | 51 |
| #2 | Thomiy | +1.65 | 62 | 61 |
| #3 | eXon シ | +0.75 | 55 | 57 |
| #4 | Baya. | +0.57 | 51 | 61 |
| #5 | adx | +0.34 | 82 | 54 |





