








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1624 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3025 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3076 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2516 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,157 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suggest mousepad XL size | 57% | 75 |
| #2 | John (こうすけ) | 51% | 154 |
| #3 | kencrit | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Fexu | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | Tony Crocs | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kencrit | +6.56 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | suggest mousepad XL size | +2.58 | 63 | 46 |
| #3 | Tony Crocs | +2.30 | 54 | 61 |
| #4 | Bro | +2.06 | 64 | 48 |
| #5 | Sana4Life | +0.95 | 40 | 59 |





