








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1008 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1079 | 33% |
| Smokes | 526 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 927 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 759 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,428 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ent1ty | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | YappaYappa | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | p1ff | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | AYJAY | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | dArke_gg TTV | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YappaYappa | 128 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ent1ty | 105 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | dArke_gg TTV | 97 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | p1ff | 74 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | AYJAY | 74 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YappaYappa | +2.85 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | p1ff | +2.73 | 76 | 50 |
| #3 | dArke_gg TTV | +2.54 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | Ent1ty | +0.33 | 63 | 58 |
| #5 | AYJAY | +0.01 | 85 | 55 |





