








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1225 | 32% |
| Smokes | 925 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 879 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 857 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,230 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miro | 85% | 27 |
| #2 | Turshy | 84% | 38 |
| #3 | iyad | 72% | 71 |
| #4 | Cysid | 66% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miro | 85% | 27 |
| #2 | Turshy | 84% | 38 |
| #3 | iyad | 72% | 71 |
| #4 | Cysid | 66% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cysid | 55 | 0.0200 |
| #2 | iyad | 30 | 0.0215 |
| #3 | Miro | 4 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Turshy | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cysid | 372 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | iyad | 330 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | Miro | 89 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Turshy | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cysid | +4.46 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | Turshy | +3.85 | 91 | 41 |
| #3 | Miro | +2.85 | 77 | 49 |
| #4 | iyad | +1.39 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | T O X I N | -0.47 | 57 | 43 |





