








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,007 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2802 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2211 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2029 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2965 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $569,548 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | iyad | 61% | 176 |
| #8 | diib^VIVA.MOROCCO | 60% | 55 |
| #9 | Turshy | 60% | 47 |
| #10 | zough000 | 48% | 21 |
| #11 | Ilyasss | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iyad | 40 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Cysid | 23 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Ilyasss | 8 | 0.0216 |
| #4 | diib^VIVA.MOROCCO | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | hakai | 3 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iyad | 593 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | Cysid | 278 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | hakai | 269 | 0.35 | 8 min |
| #4 | diib^VIVA.MOROCCO | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ric0_ | 76 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cysid | +2.79 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | Ric0_ | +2.48 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | hakai | +2.28 | 70 | 74 |
| #4 | Miro | +2.20 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | diib^VIVA.MOROCCO | +0.68 | 61 | 69 |





