








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 718 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10452 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8496 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 9937 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8221 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,283,238 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 641 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | obelisk | 50% | 230 |
| #7 | Domino | 50% | 68 |
| #8 | ☁ dice | 50% | 68 |
| #9 | Ranger2.0 | 50% | 134 |
| #10 | Reb0rn2703 | 49% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dqvos | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | tory supremacy | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Cortexxx_2246 | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | obelisk | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Ranger2.0 | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ dice | +2.58 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | DaSh | +2.56 | 88 | 73 |
| #3 | tory supremacy | +2.56 | 61 | 52 |
| #4 | w0RTHY | +1.72 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | Dqvos | +1.24 | 72 | 64 |





