








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1094 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 580 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4628 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3765 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5048 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2887 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,063,745 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tory supremacy | 63% | 54 |
| #2 | Cortexxx_2246 | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | DaSh | 55% | 172 |
| #4 | fir3 | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Ranger2.0 | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DaSh | 55% | 172 |
| #4 | fir3 | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Ranger2.0 | 52% | 66 |
| #6 | w0RTHY | 50% | 230 |
| #7 | Dqvos | 48% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w0RTHY | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Dqvos | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Ranger2.0 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | tory supremacy | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | fir3 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaSh | 906 | 0.25 | 24 min |
| #2 | w0RTHY | 850 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #3 | Dqvos | 242 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ranger2.0 | 165 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | tory supremacy | 153 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaSh | +2.40 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | tory supremacy | +2.38 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | fir3 | +1.65 | 71 | 70 |
| #4 | w0RTHY | +1.30 | 60 | 63 |
| #5 | Dqvos | +0.68 | 72 | 62 |





