








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2186 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1479 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 4151 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3603 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $941,945 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 881 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hi-tech | 855 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | Sane | 314 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Onniton | 253 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | zaluP | 121 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bannit.exe | 115 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaluP | +3.31 | 76 | 44 |
| #2 | retu | +2.38 | 73 | 44 |
| #3 | Sane | +0.02 | 68 | 55 |
| #4 | hi-tech | -0.25 | 69 | 42 |
| #5 | Onniton | -0.61 | 52 | 40 |





