








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 446 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




164 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8664 | 51% |
| Smokes | 2446 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2670 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3198 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,519,037 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3046 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaluP | 51% | 53 |
| #2 | Sane | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | Bannit.exe | 50% | 90 |
| #4 | Sirkkeli | 48% | 117 |
| #5 | Onniton | 47% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaluP | +6.86 | 84 | 41 |
| #2 | retu | +2.57 | 71 | 35 |
| #3 | Onniton | +2.15 | 57 | 37 |
| #4 | hi-tech | +1.13 | 61 | 46 |
| #5 | Sirkkeli | +0.59 | 35 | 20 |





