








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 744 | 29% |
| Smokes | 670 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 459 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 662 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,015 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gavino- | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | VickVinegar | 54% | 76 |
| #3 | kowe | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | kim | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gavino- | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | VickVinegar | 54% | 76 |
| #3 | kowe | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | kim | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VickVinegar | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | kowe | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VickVinegar | 258 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | kowe | 154 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Gavino- | 25 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | kim | 21 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kowe | +3.42 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | VickVinegar | +0.54 | 71 | 56 |
| #3 | kim | -0.48 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | Gander | -1.31 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | Gavino- | -2.25 | 59 | 51 |





