








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 750 | 41% |
| Smokes | 336 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 447 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 301 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,920 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | linkes_frettchen | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Chrischi_Official™ | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | TigerBande | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | SUPER SAIYAN | 57% | 40 |
| #5 | 鬼 oniT | 50% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Chrischi_Official™ | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | TigerBande | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | SUPER SAIYAN | 57% | 40 |
| #5 | 鬼 oniT | 50% | 48 |
| #6 | Grillschnecke | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPER SAIYAN | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | 鬼 oniT | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | TigerBande | 1 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Chrischi_Official™ | 1 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 鬼 oniT | 271 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #2 | SUPER SAIYAN | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | linkes_frettchen | 18 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Grillschnecke | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Chrischi_Official™ | 12 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 鬼 oniT | +3.87 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | linkes_frettchen | +2.29 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | supercedi | +1.79 | 64 | 55 |
| #4 | SUPER SAIYAN | -0.38 | 62 | 20 |
| #5 | Chrischi_Official™ | -2.24 | 50 | 39 |





