








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 126 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7750 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5441 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5475 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3100 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,460 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 819 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C3bby | 66% | 70 |
| #2 | Grillschnecke | 51% | 112 |
| #3 | supercedi | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | SUPER SAIYAN | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C3bby | 66% | 70 |
| #2 | Grillschnecke | 51% | 112 |
| #3 | supercedi | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | SUPER SAIYAN | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supercedi | 9 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | SUPER SAIYAN | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Grillschnecke | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | C3bby | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supercedi | 261 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #2 | Grillschnecke | 138 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | C3bby | 135 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | SUPER SAIYAN | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 鬼 oniT | +2.29 | 71 | 67 |
| #2 | C3bby | +1.30 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | supercedi | +1.21 | 65 | 56 |
| #4 | SUPER SAIYAN | -1.17 | 62 | 29 |
| #5 | Grillschnecke | -4.97 | 24 | 40 |





