








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1280 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1428 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1234 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1074 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1045 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $667,554 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 983 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shishi | 78% | 45 |
| #2 | GriN | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | railz | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Reno | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shishi | 78% | 45 |
| #2 | GriN | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | railz | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Reno | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GriN | 4 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | shishi | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | railz | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Reno | 2 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GriN | 90 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | railz | 80 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | shishi | 21 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Reno | 20 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch xel5 | +5.86 | 94 | 60 |
| #2 | railz | +1.84 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | GriN | +0.66 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | shishi | -1.37 | 67 | 20 |
| #5 | Reno | -1.44 | 68 | 56 |





