








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2217 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2122 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2549 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1977 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $931,794 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yzzok | 62% | 78 |
| #2 | wcp4s | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | vyczxdd | 53% | 232 |
| #4 | prime | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Rokafellaa | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yzzok | 62% | 78 |
| #2 | wcp4s | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | vyczxdd | 53% | 232 |
| #4 | prime | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Rokafellaa | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vyczxdd | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | yzzok | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Rokafellaa | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | wcp4s | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vyczxdd | 1150 | 0.23 | 27 min |
| #2 | yzzok | 241 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | prime | 125 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | wcp4s | 116 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Rokafellaa | 98 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yzzok | +3.95 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | wcp4s | +3.56 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | vyczxdd | +3.01 | 80 | 58 |
| #4 | prime | -0.37 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | Rokafellaa | -1.28 | 57 | 53 |





