








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1240 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1024 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1288 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1118 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $511,772 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SonFy | 46% | 28 |
| #2 | Stax | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Clara | Aღ ✿ | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | iamluckyz | 42% | 73 |
| #5 | sheyy | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SonFy | 46% | 28 |
| #2 | Stax | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Clara | Aღ ✿ | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | iamluckyz | 42% | 73 |
| #5 | sheyy | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SonFy | 9 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | iamluckyz | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | sheyy | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Stax | 2 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Clara | Aღ ✿ | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SonFy | 97 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | sheyy | 89 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | iamluckyz | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Stax | 30 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Clara | Aღ ✿ | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stax | +2.21 | 92 | 64 |
| #2 | sheyy | +1.94 | 76 | 40 |
| #3 | Clara | Aღ ✿ | +1.74 | 60 | 39 |
| #4 | JesusMean | +1.11 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | SonFy | +0.35 | 73 | 47 |





