








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6529 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5965 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5971 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4127 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,681,555 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1812 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c3h5n3o9 ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ | 73% | 113 |
| #2 | manoPIG | 73% | 185 |
| #3 | Delise | 71% | 218 |
| #4 | madruguinha | 71% | 406 |
| #5 | alan1337 | 69% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | GhostOfSparta | 69% | 137 |
| #7 | Senhor do Camarote | 65% | 132 |
| #8 | ★ frOnt ★ | 65% | 146 |
| #9 | hanes | 55% | 84 |
| #10 | aldisukeuri | 55% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manoPIG | 30 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | madruguinha | 29 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | GhostOfSparta | 20 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | alan1337 | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ★ frOnt ★ | 12 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | madruguinha | 1792 | 0.22 | 48 min |
| #2 | manoPIG | 788 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #3 | ★ frOnt ★ | 671 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #4 | GhostOfSparta | 574 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #5 | alan1337 | 503 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senhor do Camarote | +2.51 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | manoPIG | +2.39 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | hanes | +1.96 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | G4rUpA | +1.47 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | madruguinha | +1.30 | 74 | 68 |





