








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 798 | 26% |
| Smokes | 788 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 882 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 590 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $583,937 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Step Bro | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Filipino Balalaika Man | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | The big mama | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | Nsanzimana Elie | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | +3.50 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | Nsanzimana Elie | +3.49 | 47 | 57 |
| #3 | Step Bro | +2.67 | 90 | 59 |
| #4 | 76561198256988940 | +2.44 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | jhonny skygge | +2.36 | 48 | 54 |





