








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 447 matches | ||
| Wingman | 211 matches | ||
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2380 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6016 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2889 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4862 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,591,975 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1KK3 | 62% | 107 |
| #2 | Klets | 53% | 776 |
| #3 | Crimson | 52% | 248 |
| #4 | Fevereagle | 51% | 350 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1KK3 | 62% | 107 |
| #2 | Klets | 53% | 776 |
| #3 | Crimson | 52% | 248 |
| #4 | Fevereagle | 51% | 350 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klets | 27 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Fevereagle | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | N1KK3 | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Crimson | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klets | 3047 | 0.20 | 64 min |
| #2 | Crimson | 557 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | N1KK3 | 357 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | Fevereagle | 343 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1KK3 | +3.72 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | Crimson | +2.38 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | Fevereagle | +1.07 | 45 | 54 |
| #4 | TheSorcery | +0.31 | 64 | 23 |
| #5 | Klets | -0.95 | 52 | 60 |





