








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,820 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1296 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1863 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1251 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1410 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,238 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katcrinc | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | parry | 55% | 175 |
| #3 | Trespzssing | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Sh1zu | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katcrinc | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | parry | 55% | 175 |
| #3 | Trespzssing | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Sh1zu | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | parry | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Katcrinc | 5 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | Sh1zu | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Trespzssing | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | parry | 604 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | Katcrinc | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sh1zu | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Trespzssing | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh1zu | +2.91 | 60 | 56 |
| #2 | parry | +2.24 | 75 | 76 |
| #3 | Walter Frosch | -0.10 | 71 | 45 |
| #4 | Katcrinc | -1.84 | 27 | 46 |
| #5 | Trespzssing | -2.08 | 35 | 28 |





