








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1994 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Wingman | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13007 | 31% |
| Smokes | 11350 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10134 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7913 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,911,726 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 719 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aneiry | 71% | 116 |
| #2 | sw1ng | 68% | 82 |
| #3 | Esky | 66% | 185 |
| #4 | Katcrinc | 60% | 141 |
| #5 | Walter Frosch | 55% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esky | 375 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | sw1ng | 314 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Katcrinc | 309 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | aneiry | 304 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Walter Frosch | 283 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sw1ng | +3.35 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | parry | +2.73 | 77 | 74 |
| #3 | aneiry | +0.33 | 57 | 60 |
| #4 | Walter Frosch | -0.26 | 73 | 44 |
| #5 | Esky | -0.99 | 52 | 49 |





