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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4538 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2079 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1931 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2923 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,488,289 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1017 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | 75% | 103 |
| #8 | tweaKzx ✪ | 71% | 69 |
| #9 | Noobster | 70% | 37 |
| #10 | .cC | 69% | 35 |
| #11 | Dreamz | 67% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "Smoky2k" | 74 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | .cC | 14 | 0.0225 |
| #3 | CheeseKoek | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | yummy | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | PuPPyy_™LFP | 7 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "Smoky2k" | 1490 | 0.38 | 31 min |
| #2 | D3ATHKeeper | 623 | 0.30 | 17 min |
| #3 | yummy | 486 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | tweaKzx ✪ | 356 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #5 | reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | 305 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3ATHKeeper | +5.17 | 84 | 78 |
| #2 | PuPPyy_™LFP | +4.33 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | "Smoky2k" | +3.89 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | +2.96 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | Noname | +2.44 | 89 | 54 |





