








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2857 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5344 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6004 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4957 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,640,516 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 917 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GMD | 1096 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #2 | frosted | 523 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Triple A. | 323 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Naffes | 271 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | metA^ | 232 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GMD | +3.79 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | _rAnz | +2.49 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | metA^ | +1.64 | 81 | 76 |
| #4 | frosted | +1.20 | 70 | 68 |
| #5 | r0mmar | +0.72 | 73 | 51 |





