








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,551 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7082 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7705 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4826 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5938 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,863,122 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1482 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | jeguu | 53% | 512 |
| #6 | Eesnahk | 51% | 121 |
| #7 | n9 | 51% | 127 |
| #8 | cArma. | 45% | 40 |
| #9 | r0mmar | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _rAnz | +2.17 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | cArma. | +2.01 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | metA^ | +1.80 | 81 | 71 |
| #4 | Hekki | -0.13 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | jeguu | -0.52 | 63 | 64 |





