








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 191 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2174 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2347 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2596 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2747 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $722,531 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NivramTTV | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | ReinerR | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Ruben | 55% | 71 |
| #4 | rapid` | 55% | 73 |
| #5 | Styx | 53% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReinerR | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Mr.Smith ツ | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | berg1 *willhaben | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Styx | 293 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Mr.Smith ツ | 262 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ruben | 261 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | rapid` | 231 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | berg1 *willhaben | 228 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NivramTTV | +4.70 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | rapid` | +2.32 | 89 | 58 |
| #3 | Mr.Smith ツ | +1.46 | 83 | 78 |
| #4 | دَيميًن | +1.45 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | ReinerR | +1.19 | 80 | 54 |





