








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 48 | 10% |
| Smokes | 89 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 175 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 168 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $103,190 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TittySlayer69 | 48% | 25 |
| #2 | RANDOM | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | Steph curry fan page 73 | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | Nanatsu | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | mriii | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TittySlayer69 | 9 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | Steph curry fan page 73 | 8 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | ᠌ 2049 | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Jeffery | 1 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Nanatsu | 1 | 0.0161 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TittySlayer69 | +3.00 | 58 | 47 |
| #2 | RANDOM | +2.85 | 48 | 10 |
| #3 | mriii | -0.03 | 61 | 33 |
| #4 | Steph curry fan page 73 | -0.69 | 54 | 37 |
| #5 | ᠌ 2049 | -1.27 | 59 | 35 |





