








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 999 | 38% |
| Smokes | 350 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 779 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 478 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,406 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paskiux | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Cookie-Kun | 55% | 113 |
| #3 | KataKata | 54% | 137 |
| #4 | NestY | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | MoN | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MoN | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | ✵Hexious✵ | 52% | 27 |
| #7 | Wolf | 45% | 55 |
| #8 | DavaiPaskraidom | 41% | 39 |
| #9 | 拉里·貝爾 | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KataKata | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | 拉里·貝爾 | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | ✵Hexious✵ | 7 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | Cookie-Kun | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | DavaiPaskraidom | 6 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cookie-Kun | 368 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | KataKata | 164 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | DavaiPaskraidom | 145 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✵Hexious✵ | 87 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wolf | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NestY | +2.26 | 87 | 14 |
| #2 | Myce | +1.82 | 78 | 31 |
| #3 | Cookie-Kun | +1.44 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | KataKata | +1.04 | 66 | 52 |
| #5 | paskiux | +0.53 | 47 | 50 |





