








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 940 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1055 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 599 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 784 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,110,320 of utility $283 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | øKingu | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | perr4 | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Djukic | 45% | 82 |
| #4 | mijob | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | Jumive | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Djukic | 45% | 82 |
| #4 | mijob | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | Jumive | 40% | 15 |
| #6 | Noctturno | 37% | 19 |
| #7 | Mijatovic | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djukic | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | mijob | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Jumive | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djukic | 271 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | mijob | 120 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | Noctturno | 105 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #4 | perr4 | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | øKingu | 44 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mijob | +4.34 | 93 | 72 |
| #2 | Djukic | +2.66 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | øKingu | +0.85 | 57 | 57 |
| #4 | perr4 | +0.32 | 48 | 49 |
| #5 | Jumive | +0.18 | 70 | 29 |





