








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 560 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2234 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3943 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3153 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1932 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,126,853 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 891 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob Tschigerillo Erzfeind | 767 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | Tapo | 195 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pöter | 183 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | God Usopp | 76 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | TQb1 | 75 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tapo | +5.13 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | God Usopp | +4.56 | 68 | 49 |
| #3 | あごあご | +4.09 | 58 | 26 |
| #4 | Bob Tschigerillo Erzfeind | +3.26 | 63 | 53 |
| #5 | TQb1 | +3.24 | 61 | 40 |





