








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Wingman | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11795 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8930 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5303 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7184 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,040,350 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3062 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P^n-k | 56% | 81 |
| #2 | ree | 54% | 63 |
| #3 | CSGO2018 | 47% | 123 |
| #4 | hANNIBAL | 42% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P^n-k | 56% | 81 |
| #2 | ree | 54% | 63 |
| #3 | CSGO2018 | 47% | 123 |
| #4 | hANNIBAL | 42% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CSGO2018 | 17 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | ree | 16 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | P^n-k | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | hANNIBAL | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P^n-k | 378 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | hANNIBAL | 304 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | CSGO2018 | 221 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | ree | 177 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ree | +2.98 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | P^n-k | +1.34 | 56 | 69 |
| #3 | CSGO2018 | +1.33 | 81 | 49 |
| #4 | Longs drückt ab und zu | +0.42 | 49 | 68 |
| #5 | hANNIBAL | -3.18 | 25 | 67 |





