








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3734 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3628 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3142 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2478 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,872 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Luckytwice | 54% | 185 |
| #7 | UFB | 54% | 26 |
| #8 | aksuq | 52% | 159 |
| #9 | erska | 49% | 105 |
| #10 | Rops | 46% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1tteR | +1.41 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Luckytwice | +0.80 | 71 | 56 |
| #3 | 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐝𝐞 | +0.61 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | aksuq | +0.48 | 67 | 64 |
| #5 | john | +0.48 | 65 | 59 |





