








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2416 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2932 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1149 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1692 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,215,601 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jbooh | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | erska | 60% | 82 |
| #3 | Sharkki | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | Most Likely | 55% | 47 |
| #5 | aksuq | 55% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luckytwice | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | aksuq | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | k1tteR | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | erska | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Sharkki | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1tteR | 386 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | aksuq | 341 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | erska | 325 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | Snowman | 297 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #5 | Luckytwice | 193 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jbooh | +1.66 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | Luckytwice | +1.28 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | aso | +0.97 | 86 | 66 |
| #4 | aksuq | +0.49 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | k1tteR | +0.08 | 75 | 72 |





