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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,740 | |
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 971 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 259 | 27% |
| Smokes | 211 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 347 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 154 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $233,936 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gurns (zlatan) | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | adirit remaeb | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | eRnssst | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | spöke | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gurns (zlatan) | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | adirit remaeb | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | eRnssst | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | spöke | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adirit remaeb | 26 | 0.0220 |
| #2 | gurns (zlatan) | 11 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | eRnssst | 9 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eRnssst | 221 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | gurns (zlatan) | 203 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #3 | adirit remaeb | 137 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | spöke | 6 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adirit remaeb | +3.04 | 88 | 53 |
| #2 | gurns (zlatan) | +2.34 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | Kassörn | +0.17 | 88 | 32 |
| #4 | eRnssst | -0.37 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | spöke | -0.71 | 42 | 56 |





